Here I am right in front of the fire-
the best place to be on a cold winter day.
Trying to keep my fur all warm and cozy.
Sometimes I just toast my paws.
Did you want something? I'm busy here.
No, I am not being a fat lazy cat.
Then one day while I take a nice snooze..,
I wake up to discover that my space is crowded.
Really crowded.
What's going on here? I can't even stretch out.
Will somebody please move these huge stinky shoes?
Ah, that's better.
This is my own private territory with a nice wood scratching post close by.
Okay, okay! I give up.
Just give me enough space to get my fat furry self close to the stove.
