Trick or Treat

So where is the treat supposed to be?

I don't see any cat treat near my whiskers.

Just probably a trick.

Meanwhile I'll get my catty self a drink.

Did I hear the sound of treats rattling around in a bottle?

Yes, there they are. I knew I heard my cat treats.

You can't fool an old cat like me.

Now where did that crazy human put my cat treats again?

All this nonsense is just a trick.

Oh well. I'll just rest my feet and wait her out.

Humans take such funny notions in their heads.

So that's where my cat treats went to!

I knew they were around here somewhere.